Tuesday, May 09, 2006

The new Magic Number

49.5% wld no doubtly be a magic figure if Ministry of Human Resources has its way. i.e. Mr Arjun Singh's stand on raising reservation for backward class (BC) to unprecendented level.

What I feel is, instead of raising reservation levels they could waive off the course expenditure for a deserving BC candidate. Else one in every two students will be an undeserving one.

Following are some comical suggestions I came across the net If the 49.5% ruling goes by. Whats your suggestion

  • 49.5% of the width of any and every road be reserved for BCs. No one else can traverse on them.
  • 49.5% of all public toilets in India be reserved for BCs. They should be FREE (as in free beer) too.
  • Out of every 100 times Arjun Singh's wife/daughter has sex, 49.5% of them should be with BC men.
  • 49.5% of Arjun Singh's balls be castrated and donated to BCs.
  • For every book which anyone buys, he should tear 49.5% pages and donate it to a BC guy.
  • 49.5% of all land be donated to BCs.
  • Everyone should donate 49.5% of his income to BC people.
  • 49.5% of India's GDP be donated to BCs.
  • 49.5% of oxygen in the atmosphere be reserved for BCs.
  • 49.5% of all sea-beaches be reserved for BCs.

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